AISubs v3.7
My turn! Draw!
I summon a monster card!
Ten times for me!
For my punishment, I'll sacrifice myself!
It's my turn! Draw!
Monster card!
I want to get a scapegoat, but I sacrifice myself!
Turn end!
It's my turn! Draw!
Monster card!
I summon a pharaoh!
Why does everyone say "monster card" so much?
- It's impossible! - It's true!
Hey, Aga!
You said it too much!
It's not just about glasses.
I know you're feeling bad about this,
but I didn't think much of it when I got in,
so I'd like you to tell me about it.
Tell you about it?
Everyone, Kintaro was drinking right now, but...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Everyone, you wanted me to get married, didn't you?
- That's what I said, too. - That's true.
I wanted you to get married, too.
- Yeah, we did. - Yeah.
But in order for you to get married, you need a scapegoat.
So I thought of a game you'd love to play at your wedding.
- A game you'd do for free? - Yeah.
But this game is too much of anything.
I don't know if it'll work out,
so I'd like you to help me out with a test play.
It's called "Quick Magic Game"!
(Quick Magic Game)
It's like you met and became two people.
Quick Magic Game!
We're a team now!
Everyone, when you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and you're feeling good,
and your opponent is excited and says "go!",
- you play this counter trap, right? - Yeah.
- I'll do my best. - That feels good.
- You'll only get that reward as a game. - Oh!
I'm going to tell you a little punishment game, so please accept it.
- Um... - No.
- Right?
- And at that time, you'll play a trap card. - Huh?!
You'll use your own trap card and reject it.
Or you'll show it to others.
Please do that.
Others will use their own trap card and say "no, we'll remove it."
Basically, anything is possible.
I thought these rules were fine, so I decided on a few of them.
But "do" and "do not" are a little complicated.
"Do" and "do not" have the effect of ending the game itself.
- Oh... - It's basically a victory, right?
Other than that, basically anything is possible.
I think you'll definitely say "what the heck is this?"
Well, it's a test play team, so you'll play Yu-Gi- Oh! in OCG.
There will be three games this time.
In the first game, you'll use two trap cards.
In the second game, you'll use three trap cards.
In the third game, you'll use four.
The cards you used in the first game won't be used in the second game.
Looking at the cards you used in the first game and thinking "that card looks strong, I'll use it in the next game" is boring, so let's not do that either.
Anyway, I don't know the rules of this game either, so let's try it once.
Let's do it!
I'm going to get a penalty game now!
One of you is going to do a one-shot gag!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Okay, let's go!
Tetsuya, one-shot gag!
Yeah! One-shot gag, let's do it!
Trap card activated!
What?!
I'm back!
I can move to the left side of the penalty game!
To be clear, you're weak!
Boy, boy, boy, boy!
Sweet, sweet, sweet!
Trap card activated!
Magic cylinder 2!
Double the effect you casted on yourself and give it back to your favorite player!
Double?!
Two-shot gag!
Farewell!
Trap card activated!
Farewell, warring country!
You're too weak!
I'll nullify your opponent's feelings!
What's with that three-dimensional effect?!
What is this?!
What do you mean?!
I'll nullify your opponent's feelings!
What did you say?!
That means you're in a situation where you can't do anything!
Draw!
Draw is no good.
I'll activate Quick-Play Magic "Death's Decree" from my hand!
What?!
I'll transform the effect you cast on your opponent into a golden ball!
What?!
My one-shot gag turned into a golden ball!
That's not good!
Activate!
God's Decree!
Nullify that card's effect!
Okay, I'll do it now!
Hey! What's with you?!
I said you're in a situation where you can't do anything!
I can't use my card here.
I'll nullify it.
Shibayu!
One-shot gag!
"God's decree"? What's that supposed to mean?
I don't like this card!
Ah, "God's decree" is stronger!
Of course!
By the way, Ryo-kun, what's the last card you have?
Advertising reaction
I can send the punishment I receive to other people's rock-paper-scissors companies.
Ah, I see.
It's like "Ataraibaashi".
Yes, yes. That's why "all or nothing" was included in the banned card.
Ah, I see!
All or nothing
Yes.
The rules have been changed!
Well, Shibayu-san, one-shot gag, please!
It's my turn! Draw! Monster card! Draw! Monster card! Draw! "Nagasuba Smart Land"!
Wow! "Speed Magic"! "White Cycle" is activated!
Ah! "Atem's Pomade"!
I got "tsukokoko"!
In the second round, you can secure three cards.
I definitely won't lose.
In the second round, you show your phone's photo holder and the photo you choose will be uploaded to this video!
Wow! It might be hot.
Let's start "duel" right now!
"Duel"! "Duel"! "Duel"! "Duel"! "Duel"! "Duel"! "Speed Magic" is activated!
"Dual Summon"!
- So... - No!
Let's go!
My name is Azem! Rock-paper-scissors!
- Explosion! - Explosion!
My name is Azem! Rock-paper-scissors!
- Explosion! - Explosion!
Tetsuya, I'll put a picture of you on this video!
I didn't think this would happen!
- Now, give me your cell phone! - Explosion!
- "Trap Card" activated! - What?!
- I'll use this card! - Kef exchanges!
- What?! - What?!
I'll give you all my cell phones! All of them!
- Now, which one of you will stop me? - If you don't do it now, I'll make you do it again.
I'll make you do it again!
- Good job! - Good job!
He'll have no choice but to use the rest of his cards.
I think that's probably his strategy.
But Tetsuya's right hand is...
- Donari is... - Marik!
- It's you! - So I was Marik...
Then, let's activate!
Exchange cards!
Exchange cards achieved!
But Tetsuya still has the penalty game itself.
Yeah! But there's gotta be at least 3 amazing cards!
I get it now!
- This is the card you have! - What?!
This guy... is stupid!
I'll activate "Destroyed Burst Steel"!
- What?! - You can get a card from a single player!
- I'll get it from you! - I'll get it from you, whose hair looks like a barricade!
No, this is seriously too much of a card!
- You made it up! - This is seriously too much of a card!
I'm so good at playing cards!
I got this game!
This is the worst!
"Quick Play Spell"!
"Heavy Power" is the worst!
This card's effect is...
If you're right-handed, you'll be left behind in this game.
Why am I left behind?!
I'm weak!
I get it, but I'll activate it!
"Pride of a duelist"!
"Player distance"...
"Keep dueling for 2 weeks"...
"Keep"... What does "keep" mean?
Whose card is it?! Can I choose this one?!
- That was the plan... - Shibayu can't do anything about it right now, can he?
- Shibayu spent two weeks using Duelists... - Don't make fun of me, seriously!
- Hey! It's your card! - Don't make fun of me, you bastard!
- I was supposed to use it! - You made too many mean cards!
- You just now... - You're making fun of me for everything!
- I'm going to use this card that I've already used and that I can use myself... - Welcome, Yuugi!
- I'm going to use this card and use this Duelist's pride on Shibayu! - Hey! You've already used it once!
- You're making fun of me for everything! - Don't make fun of me, you bastard!
- And now I'm going to use Shiki-naoshi and play rock-paper-scissors one more time! - Oh, that's a good card!
- Let's go! Rock-paper-scissors! - What?!
- That's weird! - You're making fun of me for everything!
- I'm going to use this card and use it right now! - You're making fun of me for everything!
- What?! - Hey! - You're making fun of me for everything?!
- Duelist spent four weeks using this Duelist's pride and now you're making fun of me for everything!
- But I can't do anything about it! If you don't give it back, the game is over! - You're making fun of me for everything, too!
- No! No! - Datebaemon! Datebaemon! - No! - You're damn annoying! He's making fun of me for everything!
- You're making fun of me for everything! He's making fun of me for everything! - But this isn't about me! I'm going home!
- I don't think you can do anything about it. - You guys are so annoying!
- Yes, but you don't spend a month on using a Duelist! - Obviously, you guys think you are cute, of course!
I won't do it again, so please blame me for this.
And I'll use the rest of it for now.
You're not allowed to post a picture of you in this video.
In other words, you can't post a picture of me you dream of.
I see.
You showed me a perfect way to do it.
It's perfect!
You said you could do anything?
Wow, this card is crazy!
You're still doing this?!
Unfortunately, there is no threat to dark games.
Give me your smartphone!
And buy New Year's Eve at Amazon now!
You're fast!
I'm not buying it, you idiot!
Wow, here it is!
But you can't use my picture.
I'm sorry, but you can't post a picture of you dreaming of New Year's Eve.
You can't post a picture of me dreaming of New Year's Eve?
It's dangerous!
It's a picture I drew with my blue eyes!
I'm going to be on "Burst Stream" twice a day.
It's either a picture I can't show you, or a picture I can't show you, but it's not a bad picture.
I'll show you something interesting while I can show you.
Here it is!
What is this?
It's the 2017 Katsurado period.
Oh!
I got a precious video that allows you to compare the current real thing and Katsurado.
Yes.
Um, Yumemaru-san, this is not so pitiful, isn't it?
- OCG is coming out. - That's right.
The third round is Yumemaru-san will participate!
- What? - Hey!
What kind of character will you make for me?
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Yumemaru is angry at Shibayu. - Yes, yes, yes.
The third round is...
One of you is...
Special!
I'm getting beaten up.
- You're getting beaten up. - Oh, my God!
It hurts when you're defeated, so you shouldn't be defeated.
That's right, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
The first one is Artem! Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
- Hey! - You bastard!
- OCG Egyptian. - It's fine.
- Yeah. - I'll die of anxiety.
- Yeah, that's fine. - Yeah, it's fine.
Yumemaru, you're the only one who's being chased here right now.
- No way! - It's my turn!
- What? - Artem Psy-Ray!
- What? - You can now give the parts you have to the person you like.
What?!
Now I have...
A month's worth of Gemini discs.
- It's over! - Argh!
- I'm going to release it! - What?!
- Can I take it back for a second?! - Yeah!
- You can now exchange the cards you're using with your own cards! - What?!
- I'm giving you this card! - Yeah.
- For now, I'm going to keep this card. - Yeah.
- So you're only releasing one diamond card, right? - Yeah.
- If this continues, I'm going to get sick and die. - Yeah, you're going to get sick and die.
- Yumemaru has to give you a diamond disc. - Yeah, I have to give you a diamond disc.
- A month's worth of manga! - What?!
- You! - You've used up all of your manga cards!
This is the card I gave you!
You're going to change the content of this original punishment game into...
"30 minutes of endurance, one bar of satisfaction"!
- What?! - The meaning has changed!
The punishment game "shippe" has changed into...
"bar, bar, satisfaction", "one bar of satisfaction", "bar", "bar", "bar", "satisfaction", "one bar of satisfaction"
- Hey! - You're in trouble!
You're going to use this as a countermeasure and endure for 30 minutes!
- You've done it! - Are you serious?!
Now, the two of you are at both ends of the table.
- If you don't move, it's over. - Yumemaru still has a diamond disc.
- One bar of satisfaction. - If you don't do anything, I'll go!
- What?! - Why are you moving like that?!
- You're crazy! - Hey, hey!
- You're scary! - Has anything changed?!
This is it! The strongman's grand challenge!
The one who wins rock-paper-scissors has to hand over one card each!
I see!
But you can't use that card! The three losers will lose the card!
It's a half-death, isn't it?
It's a half-death game, isn't it?
If you don't know what that card is and hand it over to the winner, it's goodbye until the end of the game!
That's right! This is a card! Shut up!
Rock-paper-scissors at first!
Oh, but it's not!
Oh, no! Oh, let's go! Oh, let's go!
I lost!
Rock-paper-scissors!
All right!
It's huge!
Damn it!
Do you have it on the back or do you have it in the grave?
I have it on the back.
Well, it's the same. I'll leave it there.
Well, Yumemaru, are you ready to be alone for a month?
No...
Shiba Inusis!
What?
Unconditional two weeks of organic costs!
Shiba Inusis...
Your picture is crazy, isn't it?
I'm really being killed.
Oh, my God!
Activate!
Trap Card!
Vixen's Pizza Cutter!
The effect on the player is one-fourth of the card!
One-fourth of the card...
I see!
Then I'll activate this!
What?
While I'm holding it, I'm not recognized!
What?
If you look closely, you'll know for sure!
What?
It's transparent, so it's a bad thing!
I'm going to activate this card!
Oh!
Invincible!
Yumemaru can't win!
I don't know!
That's why I can't play a duel disc game!
I was going to give it to you first!
You erased it!
I was going to combo you!
You erased the deck to defeat me!
Don't worry!
But the duel disc punishment game is over!
That's right! Yumemaru disappeared more and more!
What we have now is...
Satisfaction Bar's cheapness!
Oh, that's right!
It's only 30 minutes!
It's just me and Shibayu's Yu-gi-oh!
Oh, that's right!
Activate!
Encore!
I can use the card I just used again!
I see!
I'm...
Invincible!
Wait a minute!
Look closely at this card!
Yumemaru...
Oh!
Limit condition!
Yumemaru can't receive any punishment at all!
You're out of luck!
No matter what you do, you can't receive the effect of the card you just used!
I see!
This is already out of luck!
It's been three turns now!
It won't work until this turn, Shibayu!
It can't be helped!
Even Aokibi can now give the X he has to anyone he wants, but I don't have it, so it's out of luck!
What?!
What are you talking about?!
Such a strong card!
Now, Shibayu's Invincible is gone!
If you keep doing this, I'll...
You guys...
You said anything...
Activate!
The real battle!
I'll play rock-paper-scissors with every cross I have!
What?!
Exactly!
With every cross...
What?!
I didn't mean to do this...
But you said "everything"...
You said "anything"...
But you said "anything"...
If Ibuma loses, Parao will disappear, right?!
That's right.
That's amazing!
What?! Is it possible?!
This is a crazy video!
Wait, Parao-kun...
This is crazy!
This is amazing rock-paper-scissors!
Let's do it again!
This is the craziest!
If you forgive me like this, I should have done it from the beginning!
I should have kept it!
That's right!
Let's do it!
What?!
This is crazy rock-paper-scissors!
Parao-kun...
This is crazy!
Parao-kun...
My head hurts.
I'll make you disappear!
This is crazy rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
No way!
This is impossible!
Tetsuya...
I'm sorry...
If you forgive me like this...
Tetsuya...
- And I don't have a card! - Neither do I!
We still don't know what's going on, so you should go home and think about it.
I know. This punishment game is too heavy.
I activate the trap card!
"Real Winner"!
This card's effect allows me to reveal the winner of any of the games just before.
With this, Yumemaru and Tetsuya's chances of winning are reversed.
- Whoa! - What does that mean?!
I'm going to make all of my punishments Yumemaru's!
But Yumemaru is invincible!
But I'm invincible!
- Whoa! - You're getting better!
- Huh?! - Whoa!
- You're invincible! - Invincible!
- Invincible!
All you have to do is decide what you're going to do with this card.
I'll activate it just in case.
I activate the effect!
- Eyes for eyes! - Hands for hands!
- What's going on? - Isn't this "eyes for hands"?
I'll copy and use the card that was used just before!
- Tetsuya... - Tetsuya...
Wait a minute!
My intention was...
I just wanted to change the result of the game just before.
So you're simply going to change the result of the game.
W-w-wait a minute!
Wait a minute! What's going on?!
What's happening?!
I...
I'm one step ahead of Yumemaru...
- I see... - Huh?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Wait! Huh?!
Is it okay?!
- It's okay! - You're overwhelming me!
- It's okay! - Oh! Oh!
Um... I didn't have much intention of activating it.
I just wanted to confirm it just in case.
- Oh, so you're not activating it yet? - I'm not activating it yet.
Is it okay for you to change it?
What am I supposed to do?!
- Which one is right?! - I don't know!
- I don't know!
Sometimes I think it'd be nice to have a peaceful harvest.
I don't think so...
That's not a good idea!
I've decided!
I won't activate it!
Oh...
- Awesome! - Is it okay for you to change it?!
I'm glad...
- It's okay... - It's okay! - It's okay for me...
- Is it okay for me to end the game with an OCG announcement?! - Wait a minute...
- There was a card that Ryo-kun gave you on the back, right? - Yes, there was!
- I think this is Ryo's card. - Yes! - Isn't it?
- It's a strongman's request, so it's true! - The first one...
- The card I put in for evaluation... - The person who wins rock-paper-scissors can give the loser's lover a one-time payment.
- Wow! - Awesome!
- That's me! - The second one...
- The second one... water supply drum! - You can give back your payments to the person with the most cards in their hands.
- That's me! - It could be green zone, if I lay it out... - Here's another scary one! - Yes...
- Question number 30! - "Third Membership")
- "If you complete the game, you will receive all of your penalty pieces."
- "You will receive all of them." - Ryo is holding them!
- Ryo is having them, right? - Yeah!
Ryo will take all the punishments!
Can we?
Huh?
- Ryo will take all the punishments! - Is that what you wanted?
Hey...
Is that what you wanted, Ryo, who is quiet?
Well...
There was a possibility of someone winning by four in rock-paper-scissors,
so there was also a possibility of me taking these punishments!
- Well, you didn't stop Kyosha's big comeback, right? - Yeah!
- Do you have any questions for everyone? - Wait a minute!
Can we?!
For now, it was a game where we all took the same risks in rock-paper-scissors!
But Farao, Ippon Manzoku, and Yuugi...
All of the cards in our hands have been confiscated!
- Hey! That's not true! - I know, I know!
[Next episode]
I'm going to take a break.
This video won't end until you say "turn end"
Hey!
Say "turn end" for me!
Turn end...